This place may be a bit tough to find, but people drive in from all around to see our shows. Long haul truckers, traveling salesmen, spurned husbands...they all know the place. Those bikers over there? Harmless, though I suggest you don't stare. Keep your eyes on the screen, which shouldn't be hard. You will see the steamiest, fleshiest, and most triple X-rated films direct from California and New York City. Popcorn? Sorry, I don't think that machine works anymore. Welcome to the Dirty Drive In.

Tonight at the Dirty Drive In, a protein-filled spectacular! First up, The Milkmaid (1976, 60m). A horny woman opens up her nursing bra and lets all of her neighbors drink all they want! Milky returns in Make Mine Milk (1978, 60m) and she's still gushing warm dairy droplets for any horny man of woman who needs a drink. As a bonus featurette, we have Dairy Expo, short films filled with white milk and pink pussy!